Taxidermist Advisors is a small agency built around one trade. The insurance side covers the shop, customer mounts, freezer losses, the building you work out of. The retirement side helps you build something for the long haul, because nobody hands a self-employed shop owner a 401(k). Same Evan, same number, every year.
Customer mounts in your care, freezer or freeze-dryer failures, tanning operations, seasonal pile-up, the building you work out of. A generic small-business policy misses most of it. Our policies are built around the way a real shop actually runs.
Most shop owners are self-employed, which means nobody is handing you a 401(k). We help you build a retirement plan that participates in market gains and stays flat during a downturn. 0% floor — market losses don't touch your balance.
Evan walked me through every line of my policy. First time I actually understood what I was paying for.
Showed me how to roll an old 401(k) into something with a floor under it. Wish I'd done it sooner.